From the Keith Urban Concert In Philly

She Is Going To Kill Me

She didn't kill me, but she did strongly encourage me to remove this video that shows her snoring loudly. Very loudly.

That's not a Real Plea

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Need Wood

We decided to have a fire while my brother and sister-in-law were here. The tree in the background was dead, so I decided to use some of it for the fire. I'm sure my neighbors are proud of me! No worries. I took it out the next day and threw it in the tree line behind us. Unfortunately, the chair I was sitting in suffered a similar fate. While sitting in it, it broke. Rumor has it that it said, "Get off me you fat bastard" before it gave way.

*sigh*

Down the Road I Go

Sorry, folks.

You can't read this one.