Need Wood

We decided to have a fire while my brother and sister-in-law were here. The tree in the background was dead, so I decided to use some of it for the fire. I'm sure my neighbors are proud of me! No worries. I took it out the next day and threw it in the tree line behind us. Unfortunately, the chair I was sitting in suffered a similar fate. While sitting in it, it broke. Rumor has it that it said, "Get off me you fat bastard" before it gave way.

*sigh*

Down the Road I Go

Sorry, folks.

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